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kikirayukimura:

Teen Wolf AU: Character Swap

Lydia Martin’s life drastically changes when she is bitten by a werewolf, becoming one herself. She must henceforth learn to balance her problematic new identity with her day-to-day teenage life. The day after Lydia is bitten a new boy, Stiles Stilinski, arrives. Lydia begins a relationship with him before finding out he’s part of a family of werewolf hunters. Allison Argent, Lydia’s best friend, is a quirky, quick-witted girl who’s main focus of high school was originally to be noticed by Scott McCall, the school’s most popular (and smartest) boy.


1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.

2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.

3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.

4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.

5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.

7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.

8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.

9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.

10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.

Live. Live.

Live.

Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.

- This made me cry so much. (via psychognosis)


scinerds:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

SOURCE

How awesome is this! :-D!!


darkchocolateandtea:

keep it in your pants stiles

Im pretty sure thats how it went


hotgitsune:

ALTERNATE TITLE: Strip Grizzly: Like Strip Poker But Not
HOTNESS: ★★★★
WEIRDNESS: ★★★★
CHEESE FACTOR: 

OVERALL: ★★★½
FIVE HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS FILM: 
Tyler Hoechlin wearing a douchey, backwards, yellow and green baseball cap.
Tyler Hoechlin checking a bear cub’s pulse like the nurturing motherfucker he is.
Tyler Hoechlin reciting poetry for no apparent reason.
Tyler Hoechlin on Canada and grizzly bear attacks: “We live in the most privileged country in the world. Luck was bound to run out sooner or later.”
Tyler Hoechlin stripping for a grizzly and climbing a tree as a distraction.
REVIEWS: 
"This movie is everything you didn’t know you wanted to see Tyler Hoechlin do."
"ONLY YOU can prevent grizzly rage."
"No no, I get it. HE is the grizzly rage. The grizzly rage is inside of him!"
"Pretty sure this is just Tyler’s audition tape for Teen Wolf, ‘Look, I can run shirtless through the woods, I look great covered in blood, and I can also make a fantastic sad face."
BEST CHARACTER WE DIDN’T WATCH THIS MOVIE FOR:

This pissed off mother bear who’s hella done with these hoodlums up in her grill.
WARNINGS: that hat, idiots who tow their cars up cliffs before checking the battery, the love child of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Kristen Bell, coasting uphill, two hour strip tease, cartoon blood splatter on the camera, multiple lengthy jogging montages
LINKS: Trailer, Full movie
PREVIOUS REVIEWS: 
Crystal Reed: Crush
Tyler Hoechlin: Open Gate
Daniel Sharman: When Calls the Heart
Dylan O’Brien: The First Time, The Internship
Holland Roden: Bring it On: Fight to the Finish
Tyler Posey: Veritas: Prince of Truth
Arden Cho: Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

hotgitsune:

ALTERNATE TITLE: Strip Grizzly: Like Strip Poker But Not

HOTNESS: ★★★★

WEIRDNESS: ★★

CHEESE FACTOR: 

image

OVERALL: ★★★½

FIVE HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS FILM: 

  • Tyler Hoechlin wearing a douchey, backwards, yellow and green baseball cap.
  • Tyler Hoechlin checking a bear cub’s pulse like the nurturing motherfucker he is.
  • Tyler Hoechlin reciting poetry for no apparent reason.
  • Tyler Hoechlin on Canada and grizzly bear attacks: “We live in the most privileged country in the world. Luck was bound to run out sooner or later.”
  • Tyler Hoechlin stripping for a grizzly and climbing a tree as a distraction.

REVIEWS: 

"This movie is everything you didn’t know you wanted to see Tyler Hoechlin do."

"ONLY YOU can prevent grizzly rage."

"No no, I get it. HE is the grizzly rage. The grizzly rage is inside of him!"

"Pretty sure this is just Tyler’s audition tape for Teen Wolf, ‘Look, I can run shirtless through the woods, I look great covered in blood, and I can also make a fantastic sad face."

BEST CHARACTER WE DIDN’T WATCH THIS MOVIE FOR:

image

This pissed off mother bear who’s hella done with these hoodlums up in her grill.

WARNINGS: that hat, idiots who tow their cars up cliffs before checking the battery, the love child of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Kristen Bell, coasting uphill, two hour strip tease, cartoon blood splatter on the camera, multiple lengthy jogging montages

LINKS: TrailerFull movie

PREVIOUS REVIEWS: 


mysunshineziam:

I fucked up like fuuuuck.

AU Meme; Usually most people have great and supporting best friends. This is what Stiles is stuck with. 



glowcloud:

i love it when straight girls are “in a relationship” with their straight girl friends on facebook because it reminds me that my existence is a hilarious joke



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